(watch me completely fail to update this next time I start a journal)
Yeah screw formatting SIMPLICITY IS GOLDEN I have too much time on my hands. (This is still the most lightweight coding possible I'M SORRY YANA I AM LAZY)
Fate/ series

Saber (Arturia Pendragon) |
excaliblaster | Homeless
'The One I Can Never Play Seriously' because of her stupid keywords.
Honour-bound King of Britain.

Kariya Matou |
bewormed | Exitvoid Homeless
Worm-ridden white-knighting fool.

Shirley (Vampire AU) |
eternalstudent | Homeless
Walking representation of Kiritsugu's love life.

Kirei Kotomine (Female) |
joyfulwish | Homeless
Pre-Yuetsu and high priest of the church of Infinite Linefacing.
Remember what I said about Kiritsugu's love life?

Aoi Tohsaka |
loved2many | Animus Homeless
No Kariya she still doesn't love you.

Irisviel von Einzbern |
morethanavessel | Homeless
Fanciest goblet in history.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THAT LOVE LIFE BRO. I WARNED YOU.

Caren Ortensia |
ultraempath | Ruby City
The very best nun. And empath.
EVANGELION

Asuka Langley Shikinami |
agelostdoll | Rekindle Homeless
One-eyed 28 year old jaded 'teenage' post-apocalyptic mech pilot.
They've got more [BLEEEP BLEEEEEEP BEEP BLEEEEEEEEP] than they've got the likes of her!
HETALIA

Belarus |
mostlymarried | DysPros Homeless
Run away now.

France (Nyotalia) |
tricolored | Bakerstreet I mean Homeless
Shameless wine-drinking cheese-eating flirt. Does not actually surrender that much.
Gets scary during the revolutionary years.
FREE!

Haruka Nanase (genderbend AU) |
seameswimmin | Homeless
Hydrophiliacs.
SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN

Mikasa Ackermann |
ofgreatbeauty | Homeless
Eren no.
Eren sit down.
Eren I killed all the Titans for you will you just stay still and be happy please.
TOUHOU

Shou Toramaru |
shoutime | Holly Heights Homeless
...Lost my notes on this one, sorry.

Hina Kagiyama |
spunfortune | Institute Homeless
Spinning manipulator of misfortune. Also master of the mysterious power of not getting dizzy.

Alice Margatroid |
rainbowconductor | Homeless
Hilariously tsun doll-obsessed socially blind magician / forest dwelling hermit.
PUELLA MAGI

Oriko Mikuni |
fortheworld | Drama Drama Duck, Exitvoid
The future's bright. The future's Kriemhild.

Madoka Kaname (Goddess) |
eternallyhopeful | Homeless
In which everything went better than expected.

Hitomi Shizuki (Puella AU) |
facedyourfeelings | Homeless
In which everything did not. (Abandoned Timeline 3)
IB

Mary |
lovesmenot | Homeless
Wants a rosegarden when she grows up.
PRISM

Yoko Ogawa |
shippingtoibiza | Holly Heights Homeless
Terrifyingly liberal bisexual language teacher. Live in fear.
CITRUS

Yuzu Aihara |
terriblesister | Homeless
Head stuck in closet. Send assistance.
KATAWA SHOUJO

Lilly Satou |
bookblind | Holly Heights Homeless
Not actually mafia.
THEIR STORY

Qiu Tong |
putong | Homeless
...Cute doofus, basically
VOCALOID (GENERAL)

Mayu |
axeforasong | Hunter's Game, Animus
Midget axe-wielding ex-lumberjacking rural country singer and Polish pony-rider.
Hunter's Game memories.

Lily |
singingterror | Vocaloid Dressingroom
Moron.

VY1 Mizki |
vocafans | Vocaloid Dressingroom
Mostly dignified professional vocaloid.

Lui Hibiki |
bakalui | Vocaloid Dressingroom
Entirely undignified utter basketcase.
What even happened to him and Ring anyway.

Luka Megurine |
fishsingers | Vocaloid Dressingroom, Mayfield
Limited tolerances for carrots.

Haruto Amano |
soundslikeheaven | Vocaloid Dressingroom
Golden Cellphone Jesus
VOCALOID (DUMB VDR AU / SONG CHARACTERS)
The very wide collection of dumb random muses from the VDR (list will probably be forever incomplete)

Cat!Luka (Alice in Musicland) |
madasacatter | Vocaloid Dressingroom
Imagine how annoying your cat would be if it could teleport, spoke only in poetry and would occasionally bring home chop-happy woodcutters it found outside.

Casino!Gumi (A Very Liberal Interpretation of Poker Face) |
lifeofcards | Vocaloid Dressingroom
There was a Casino here. It's gone now.
Be glad your workplace does not possess a sense of humour. Or sentience.

Strength |
tankhanded | Vocaloid Dressingroom
Can and has linefaced until the end of time.

Snow Queen! Kaiko (Record of Singing Dolls) |
screamsofice | Vocaloid Dressingroom
Cursed, dead, psychopathic snow queen who totally doesn't look like Miki Sayaka.
...This must be why I play Belarus now I think about it.

Happy!Kaito (This is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee) |
dutyishappiness | Vocaloid Dressingroom
If undelivered, please return to 1984, Stalin Lane.

Clockiku (Cruel Clocks) |
unlockedtime | Vocaloid Dressingroom
Im ur grandfather clocks, keeping ur son alive.

Synth!Luka (Happy Synthesizer) |
synthedmelody | Vocaloid Dressingroom
Embarrassment to all older Lukas everywhere.

Aoki Lapis |
crystalbrains | Vocaloid Dressingroom
Magical girl jewel thief kleptomaniac extraordinary. I'm... still not sure where the idea even came from.

Blindiku (Ogre and Maiden) |
noeyestosee | Vocaloid Dressingroom
Ah, the days when I could be arsed to draw all my icons...

Jack Amano |
bornacoward | Vocaloid Dressingroom
Not actually related to Kogasa.
PORTALOIDS (YET ANOTHER BRANCH OF DUMB VDR AUS - PORTAL CROSSOVER)

Cloneiku |
forscience | Vocaloid Dressingroom
All the stupid deaths of you.
Respawnable brain-damaged derpy labrat clone.

Gladosiku |
youmonster | Vocaloid Dressingroom
The not brain-damaged version of the above. KaITOs beware.

Turreteto |
ratatatatat | Vocaloid Dressingroom
I'M NOT DEFECTIVE EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Yes I know you're standing over there.
No I'm not on fire reset your nasal passages.
Fate/ series
Saber (Arturia Pendragon) |
'The One I Can Never Play Seriously' because of her stupid keywords.
Honour-bound King of Britain.
Kariya Matou |
Worm-ridden white-knighting fool.
Shirley (Vampire AU) |
Walking representation of Kiritsugu's love life.
Kirei Kotomine (Female) |
Pre-Yuetsu and high priest of the church of Infinite Linefacing.
Remember what I said about Kiritsugu's love life?
Aoi Tohsaka |
No Kariya she still doesn't love you.
Irisviel von Einzbern |
Fanciest goblet in history.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THAT LOVE LIFE BRO. I WARNED YOU.
Caren Ortensia |
The very best nun. And empath.
EVANGELION
Asuka Langley Shikinami |
One-eyed 28 year old jaded 'teenage' post-apocalyptic mech pilot.
They've got more [BLEEEP BLEEEEEEP BEEP BLEEEEEEEEP] than they've got the likes of her!
HETALIA
Belarus |
Run away now.
France (Nyotalia) |
Shameless wine-drinking cheese-eating flirt. Does not actually surrender that much.
Gets scary during the revolutionary years.
FREE!
Haruka Nanase (genderbend AU) |
Hydrophiliacs.
SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN
Mikasa Ackermann |
Eren no.
Eren sit down.
Eren I killed all the Titans for you will you just stay still and be happy please.
TOUHOU
Shou Toramaru |
...Lost my notes on this one, sorry.
Hina Kagiyama |
Spinning manipulator of misfortune. Also master of the mysterious power of not getting dizzy.
Alice Margatroid |
Hilariously tsun doll-obsessed socially blind magician / forest dwelling hermit.
PUELLA MAGI
Oriko Mikuni |
The future's bright. The future's Kriemhild.
Madoka Kaname (Goddess) |
In which everything went better than expected.
Hitomi Shizuki (Puella AU) |
In which everything did not. (Abandoned Timeline 3)
IB
Mary |
Wants a rosegarden when she grows up.
PRISM
Yoko Ogawa |
Terrifyingly liberal bisexual language teacher. Live in fear.
CITRUS
Yuzu Aihara |
Head stuck in closet. Send assistance.
KATAWA SHOUJO
Lilly Satou |
Not actually mafia.
THEIR STORY
Qiu Tong |
...Cute doofus, basically
VOCALOID (GENERAL)
Mayu |
Midget axe-wielding ex-lumberjacking rural country singer and Polish pony-rider.
Hunter's Game memories.
Lily |
Moron.
VY1 Mizki |
Mostly dignified professional vocaloid.
Lui Hibiki |
Entirely undignified utter basketcase.
What even happened to him and Ring anyway.
Luka Megurine |
Limited tolerances for carrots.
Haruto Amano |
Golden Cellphone Jesus
VOCALOID (DUMB VDR AU / SONG CHARACTERS)
The very wide collection of dumb random muses from the VDR (list will probably be forever incomplete)
Cat!Luka (Alice in Musicland) |
Imagine how annoying your cat would be if it could teleport, spoke only in poetry and would occasionally bring home chop-happy woodcutters it found outside.
Casino!Gumi (A Very Liberal Interpretation of Poker Face) |
There was a Casino here. It's gone now.
Be glad your workplace does not possess a sense of humour. Or sentience.
Strength |
Can and has linefaced until the end of time.
Snow Queen! Kaiko (Record of Singing Dolls) |
Cursed, dead, psychopathic snow queen who totally doesn't look like Miki Sayaka.
...This must be why I play Belarus now I think about it.
Happy!Kaito (This is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee) |
If undelivered, please return to 1984, Stalin Lane.
Clockiku (Cruel Clocks) |
Im ur grandfather clocks, keeping ur son alive.
Synth!Luka (Happy Synthesizer) |
Embarrassment to all older Lukas everywhere.
Aoki Lapis |
Magical girl jewel thief kleptomaniac extraordinary. I'm... still not sure where the idea even came from.
Blindiku (Ogre and Maiden) |
Ah, the days when I could be arsed to draw all my icons...
Jack Amano |
Not actually related to Kogasa.
PORTALOIDS (YET ANOTHER BRANCH OF DUMB VDR AUS - PORTAL CROSSOVER)
Cloneiku |
All the stupid deaths of you.
Respawnable brain-damaged derpy labrat clone.
Gladosiku |
The not brain-damaged version of the above. KaITOs beware.
Turreteto |
I'M NOT DEFECTIVE EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Yes I know you're standing over there.
No I'm not on fire reset your nasal passages.